Captain Jack ( Herrer )

[RupertPupkin]

NES Poets corner was getting kinda of convoluted so heres a new song to start off a new thread for our Buddy Jack Herrer ... I think we all know Billys JOels Captain Jack , here she goes ...



Saturday Night and He's still surfing around
Tired of paying 5 dimes for a taxi ride down town
He would like to just settle down,
for awhile

So he heads to see the trannys in his nut hugger shorts
He can blend in and fit with just about any sorts
Being gay to him is a Championship sport
All the time ...

Captain Jack will get some Brown Eye tonight
And Find his special Tranny
Captain Jack will get some BrownEye tonight
Just a little push from behind and he's smiling
Oh yeah

His mother just bought him a brand new car
But he wrather stay home and fuck the pickle jar
But his Cellphone gonna ring soon, and he just can't wait
For that Call ...
So he hits the Rubber room, one last time for a late night fix
and the heTell some fibs about his winning pix
But he knows in 2 hours ,he'll be deep in Dicks
after all ...

Captain Jack will get some Brown Eye tonight ..
and find his special Tranny
Captain Jack will get some smelly brown Eye tonight
Just a little push from behind, and he's smiling

So little Jack decides to take a Holiday
Doesn't want to be known as the main forum Gay
Ah buts theres no place for him to stay
anymore
He's got a picture and paste for every post
He's got a separate IP for all his ghosts
His body to the HIV virus is the Perfect host
and thats a fact ...

Captain Jack will get some Butt Crack tonight
And find his special Partner
Captain jack will get some Brown Eye Tonight ...
When his shit gets pushed in , he is a warrior ...
Lade dah oh yea ...

So he bounces back and forth from RR to Chit Chat
Then his lover calls him with the same ol shit
Herrer just wishes he could get up and split
Out the door ...



COO COO COO and Fuck YOu

 

[NES]

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[Jack Herer]

I feel special Rupert. Thanks. What's your home address again?

 

[NES]

wrong thread asshole

 

[Teddykgb]

I'm fvcking dying over here:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[Jack Herer]

Fuck you too Teddy. Go practice some more.

 

[RupertPupkin]

I feel special Rupert. Thanks. What's your home address again?

Home address? , You can find me most nights at Time Out tavern ... Always looking for a drinking partner ( that's drinking partner though , not partner ..)


coo coo coo

 

[Jack Herer]

Yeah, TOT not my kinda place. Specially after I saw last Super Bowl Party Pics.

 

[RupertPupkin]

too many straights , I don't blame ya

 

[MikeB]

Hahaha

 

[Inactiongirl]

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